I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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