'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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