i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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