I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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