now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
