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say what?
wanna hang out?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
