Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
