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my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him

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(216): View more from Ohio

i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"

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(585): View more from New York

She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered

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(240): View more from Maryland

Do you ever just admire your boobs?

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