Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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