of course. lets lasso hookers.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
im on a boat
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