The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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