so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
