that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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