Girls should come with a carfax report
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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