I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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