So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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