I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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