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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours

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(216): View more from Ohio

I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror

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(516): View more from New York

i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor

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did you bang her?

(516): View more from New York

seriously?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.

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(309): View more from Illinois

We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??

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