Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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