I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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