he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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