Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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