we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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