So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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