even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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