Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
