Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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