Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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