She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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