That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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