Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
