I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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