Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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