He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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