oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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