Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
