I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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