How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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