In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
