i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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