Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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