Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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