yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
send nudes
from the living room?
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