Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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