i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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