Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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