Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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