everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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