Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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