i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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